do you ever just google something really random out of curiosity and then you realize that if someone saw your internet history they’d think you’re a pregnant serial killer with a really rare disease
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
no but are we not going to talk about John’s face when he saw Tom? like..
"yes, hi, hello, -wait a minute"
it gets funnier the longer i watch
According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.
Babies are rude and ignorant.
dont fuck babies
this may be the most hurful insult i can imagine
once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard
Do band geeks scream in tune during sex?
"babe I know we are having sex right now but please just match pitch. it really isn’t hard"
"but babe can’t we just harmonize"
"but we harmonized last night. we never do what I want in the bedroom anymore"